Now, I might have read Nothing Personal like... 10 years ago, but I still feel that there are things I need to comment on.
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You know, looking at some elections, it really isn't shocking to see Angus in a position like this.
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I can just imagine Angus taking on PK in a fistfight. Then finishing off with an uppercut combo that knocks off PK's head 20 feet into the air. Just imagine...
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Huh. Guess you should have taken a left step.
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Kid, what the hell were you even doing in the building?
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Ducklair Tower got destroyed and never rebuilt. Wonder if Everett is still at the monastery and doesn't know anything about this. How would he react if he returned...
Yeah.
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"Laying banana peels in front of my path when you're so far behind me. How clever..."
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Well, if Donald's attacking these people because they discovered his hideout, I'm willing to bet that he was gonna kill them with his bare hands so that they'd never tell anyone...
And here's bonus story character coming into main story. How very mindblowing.
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Jeez, Trip. You're gonna be ugly when you grow up.
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Oh, they forgot to mention that he also traveled back in time to have Sherlock Holmes figure out who PK was.
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Griffon, why do you have pictures of Donald getting (un)dressed? Dude...
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This is just like playing Hitman. I try to cooperate and explain myself to the authorities, but they keep filling my body with bullets.
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Alright, I'll admit, I get emotional now. Guy's lost everything and... yeah!
But seriously Donald! Rosto might not have been living underground for as long as you, but I'm sure he'd understand! Should invite him over and have a beer.
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Wait, did you motherf*ckers just kill Lyla Lay? I'm coming for your sorry asses!
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"So why can't you just stop Raider from going to--"
"SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE AN EXPLANATION!"
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And so starts our buddy film. Rated PG-13.
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Oh, looks like sh*t's gettin-- OH!
He has risen, he has risen,
He has risen, Newton is alive.PAGE 27
Kid, I saw how many bananas there were. Who eats that much?
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High protein? Well, pizza is a vegetable now...
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Aw, now it gets awkward...
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"I want to be like my dad when I grow up."
"You mean dead?"
"
"
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I was expecting some "Marry me!", "Have my children!", and even some pantie throwing...
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"Ah, I can't wait to get my hands on-- Holy crap, check out dat die!"
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Now that's just cold, Donald! Newton's tie once saved you and everything else that ever existed!
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Why did you keep the X-Transformer in a box somewhere? You should know by now that stuff like this always happens.
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Well... I'd probably act like a jerk too if I ever meet my younger self WHO I HATE!
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So Newton's upper body got eaten by the Duckmobile's engine, ye it's his lower body that got torn up. M'kay...
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Referring to yourself as "something". What? Do you have no self-respect?
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"Yeah, this is pretty much all your fault, kid! In fact, everything would probably go back to normal if I just killed you here and now..."
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I'll take it that only three people are shouting "FANGUS!", while everyone else is wondering where the toilet is.
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"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United States will be reorganized into the First Duckburgian Empire, for a safe and secure society!"
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I'm surprised the PBI let's Zigfried keep that haircut.
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Of course, every droidified artificial intelligence needs a beard.
And I totally recognized that it was two from the beginning.
Cause I'm smart and stuff...
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No no no no no it's a trap!
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Told you, idiot.
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Yay, time for Newton to spring into action and...
Well, that was quick.
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Ah, I can make at least three Star Wars references on this page. Can you?
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So, in addition to everything else he's done, Griffon also somehow managed to STEAL One. Damn, this guy has accompliched so much more than any other villain.
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Favorite page. PK really had him by the balls there.
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So, you've been enjoying the show all this time, eh? You could probably have appeared whenever you wanted...
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Stop hitting yourself. He he he...
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"This issue might as well have not existed. But hey, it was awesome!"
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And so The Day That Will Come became The Day That Will Never Be.
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"Now listen to me, son! You're gonna be an accountant when you grow up!"
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And that's the end of it. I could always point out the plotholes related to time, but meh!